Raising Hope Spanks Butt, No Spanks

When a raccoon decides to take residency under the Chance's porch, Virginia and Sabrina work together to try and lure the critter out. Meanwhile, Hope's misbehavior has become such an issue that Virginia and Burt suggest that it might be time for Jimmy to spank her, since it worked so well for them when he was younger. However, when Burt reveals a secret to Jimmy about his childhood, it answers unsolved mysteries and prompts a new outlook on teamwork and parenting.

Switched at Birth The Sleep of Reason Produces Monsters

Kathryn and Regina work together in the search for Angelo; Bay and Daphne join forces for Emmett's birthday present

90210 Blood Is Thicker Than Mud

Naomi is convinced that Annie's new business partner P.J. is the perfect man for her, but discovers her sister Jen is also interested in him. Adrianna and Dixon land a spot in a music festival, where Train performs and a record executive offers Dixon a recording contract. Adrianna tells Liam her suspicions that Vanessa staged the near drowning incident.

Cougar Town A One Story Town

Jules and the gang decide Bobby needs some help romancing Angie (guest star Sarah Chalke) so they launch "operation kiss-the-girl". Meanwhile, other former "Scrubs" cast turn up, as Ted (Sam Lloyd) and the Peons pass through on their way to audition at Disney World.

I Hate My Teenage Daughter Teenage Date Night

Annie steps outside of her comfort zone when she accepts a dinner date with her former Spanish instructor, Alex. Meanwhile, an envious Jack runs a background check on Alex and discovers that he is hiding a secret that Jack and Nikki decide Annie needs to know about.

New Girl Control

Jess encourages Schmidt to go on strike at the loft after noticing he does all the housework with no help from the others. Meanwhile, Nick must pay up to Winston after losing a game of poker.

The River The Experiment

The Magus crew find themselves in a stark predicament as they're stalked by a cannibalistic terror while searching through an abandoned research facility following mysterious clues that suggest Dr. Emmet Cole may still be alive. Meanwhile, security force leader Kurt is forced to make a heavy personal sacrifice when it comes to the safety of the crew.

Ringer What We Have Is Worth the Pain

Bridget fears that something has happened to Malcolm when she cannot get in touch with him. In an effort to find him, Bridget visits the hotel where Malcolm was staying and discover on security footage that Andrew was the last person to see Malcolm before he disappeared. Meanwhile, Juliet discovers that someone in her family played a part in the attack on Tessa and Siobhan admits to Henry the reason she faked her death.

Breaking In Who's the Boss

When Veronica doesn't approve of Contra's annual contract with a lingerie company to protect an extremely valuable diamond-encrusted bra, the team goes behind her back to pull it off (the mission, not the bra).

The Game Catfight on the Catwalk

Justified Loose Ends

Raylan pursues a Dixie Mafia soldier who may be the key to taking down Quarles. Ava turns brutal in order to protect an imperiled prostitute.

Pretty Little Liars If These Dolls Could Talk

Aria, Emily, Hanna and Spencer search for the meaning of new clues leads them to a doll hospital that holds some very familiar looking dolls and a little boy that knows more than he leads onto. But what would bring Ali to such a creepy and weird location on her hunt for "A?" And what can the four girls learn about the secrets that are stashed away on the shelves between forgotten playmates? Meanwhile, Jenna's surgery brings about more than just the possibility of regaining her sight.

BasketBall Wives Episode 4

Trashing causes clashing when Kesha talks behind Tami's back. Meanwhile, Jen presides over a lip-gloss launch event, but the ladies are conspicuous no-shows.

The Bachelor Episode 11

Being Human When I Think About You I Shred Myself

Josh's best friend returns from the dead, Aidan lends a hand to Henry, and Sally's confrontation with the Reaper rocks her to her core.

Smash Chemistry

Ivy faces major problems as her voice begins to fail her. Julia struggles to avoid Michael - but she can't. Eileen explores her inner hipster at a downtown dive bar with her new pal Ellis, while Karen is an even bigger fish out of water, as she books a side gig at a bar mitzvah on Long Island.

The Voice The Battles, Week 2

The "battle rounds" continue and the coaches enlist the help of music industry professionals to offer their knowledge and skill as advisers. Christina Aguilera teams up with Jewel and Lionel Richie, Adam Levine with Alanis Morissette and Robin Thicke, Cee Lo Green with Kenny "Babyface" Edmonds and Ne-Yo, and Blake Shelton with Kelly Clarkson and Miranda Lambert. In this phase the coaches pit two of their own team members against each other in a dueling duet. After the vocal face-off, each coach must choose which vocalist from their team is the strongest and advance them to the live shows.

The Bachelor Episode 12

Ben and the woman he chose review their very public courtship and discuss their plans for the future. Also: an update on 2011 Bachelorette Ashley Hebert and her fiancé, J.P. Rosenbaum.

The Daily Show Grover Norquist

The Colbert Report Katherine Boo